witneyhouston:

checkmate 

witneyhouston:

checkmate 

alex-of-macedonia:

meladoodle:

*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man

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sherukai:

meladoodle:

why do blind people walk their dogs so much

Just laughed… so much….

kimpissible:

when your mom calls you down for dinner and you get there and its not readyimage

snailsocks:

I sent this to at least 12 people with 0 context

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

stunningpicture:

The days news, in one photo

stunningpicture:

The days news, in one photo